| JACKED | Having your car trashed or getting jumped by locals in the parking lot. |
| JANITOR | A stand-up paddle boarder who doesn't know how to catch a wave and just wants people to see his six pack abs. |
| JAZZ THE GLASS | Jazz the Glass - means to ride the waves. This is a vintage term from our days in the 60's. |
| JED | Something very smelly and disgusting. |
| JOHN | A name used for calling everyone.."Johns, whats up?" |
| JONESIN | If u really want something or u are ready for something..ex. if u are thirsty...I am jonesin for a drink. |
| JONESING | Paddling for waves with the urgency of a crack fiend |
| JONES SESSION | When you surf crappy waves just because your're jonesing for a sesh. |
| JUICY | A good wave. Wave are said to be "juicy" if they have power, speed and clean faces. "The waves are really juicy today." |
| JUDITH | A newbie surfer chick whos only there to get the boys. |
